Kharma's New Year's Resolutions

 What's a dog to do?  Think about ways to get more attention. Here's Kharma's goals for 2011!

1. Do not stick head into holes smaller than head (see exhibit A)
2. Live in the moment.
3. Eat more good food.
4. Whine less, bark more.
5. Take up Doga.
6. Reduce ingestion of cat poop to once weekly.
7. Devote more time to quality napping.
8. Open a savings account in which to deposit valuable collection of extracted squeakers.
9. Find a soulmate on Petfinder.
10. Schedule more “me” time.
11. Contact my birthparents.
12. Learn new tricks.
13. Achieve advanced degree in counter surfing.
14. Stop wearing emotions on tail.
15. Be more selective in crotch sniffing endeavors.
16. Remodel the doghouse.
17. Have friends over more often.
18. Eliminate all dog nail trimming devices from the face of the earth.
19. Find out where trash man is taking (stealing) all our trash.
20. Even the score with neighborhood skunks.
21. Spend more time on couch vs. floor.
22. Run after the ball only after it’s actually been thrown.
23. Re-organize the toy bin.
24. Send more happy vibes into the universe. 
25. Eat more good books.

 Courtesy of Animal Planet